Here is what one month old Zach likes to do
- Stare at Christmas tree lights
- Listen to stories. He actually stares at the pictures while I am reading.
- Bathe
- Kick his legs
- Grunt. He grunts a lot.
- Eat
- Sleep
My life told mostly in anecdotes.
Zach decided he didn't want to wait around until Tuesday to be born. Thank heavens. Thursday night I was having some light contractions, but not anything that I got too excited about. Jacob and I went on one last date to Planet of the Apes to pass the time. I woke up Friday morning with some more contractions, but just about the same intensity as Thursday night. So, I sat there, yelling at my contractions in my head, "MAKE ME CRY! MAKE ME CRY!" Just as I was pretty sure Friday wouldn't be the day, I felt a huge pop in my stomach, kind of like a back cracking. I sat up thinking that wasn't normal and then I was wet. So we made way to the hospital and we got there right around 8:00 a.m.
We love him and he is absolutely perfect! I am so glad he is mine. People say you forget about the pain right away and I can't say that I have forgotten about my pre-epidural labor, but he was completely worth it.
I must have looked pretty ridiculous. The teenagers doing yard work did not attempt to divert their stares at all. Anyways, the doctor actually told me that the stage I was at was considered "unfavorable." At the time I was able to laugh about it, but she did do some poking around to help move things along. So after that depressing news, Jacob's mom treated me nd Jacob to my favorite drink from Starbucks... grande size. Salted Caramel Chocolate Frappuccino with salted caramel on the top AND the bottom. Thanks for the tip from my cousin Liz. The Iced Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate is really good too. I just think you get more drink from the frappuccino... truly delicious. I get all giggly every time we get one.
A free Halloween costume this year!
Jacob's dad has eggs for breakfast almost every morning. We weren't there to see the reaction, but he said he felt bad cracking them open.
Martha's of course looked way better and she made it sound so easy. I don't think I would do these again. But I filled the bags with homemade caramel corn and all the boys said they really liked it. The one girl we teach said she put rocks back in the bag and tied it back up to look like a broom again, so I would consider the treat a success.
We aren't sure if its a spider bite or some kind of boil type thing. I think its a boil or some kind of staph infection. If anyone has advice on how to get rid of a big bump ASAP, we'd be open to any suggestions.
But this time it was for the children. Jacob ran in a race last weekend called Hurdle For Hope that raised money for an orphanage in Ecuador. The track he had to run was a 3 mile obstacle course. (You have to look at the proofs because we were not going to pay $5 for each picture even if it was for the orphans.)
Pond swimming... Actually this is a campground that was flooded from all the snowfall and rain this year and smelled like an outhouse for ducks. Jacob is the one jumping in.
No picture of Jacob for the mud pit. But the tutu girls were funny. I don't think they had any idea what they were getting themselves into.
And here are his dirty socks that will probably be thrown away.
I am pretty sure Jacob would have done this even if it wasn't for the orphans. He had so much fun! I was disappointed that no one thought to dress up like Nacho Libre.

This is what Baby Morph predicted our baby would look like.
At first I thought maybe Baby Morph knows something I don't. Then I thought maybe the shadow on Jacob's face confused the program so I used this picture of Jacob instead.
And this is what baby number two looked like.
As long as baby number two turns out to be a pro football player, I'll be alright. Jacob said he'd have to be visited by an angel.
A perfect day to stay inside... and get in touch with my inner Julia Child! I pulled out my trusty baking book and decided to make some cinnamon rolls (with raisins!). I did not think that they'd turn out. Nothing ever turns out how I hope. But they were perfect!! Golden on the outside and the perfect amount of cinnamon sugar melted and on the inside.
A baking victory for me and Julia!!
I have the best mom a girl could ask for. I am sure everyone is saying that today, today being Mothers Day. Ask me tomorrow and my answer will be the same. As a kid, you don't think about what your mom does for you until you are put in her shoes. I am just starting to get a glimpse of motherhood but I don't think I'll ever fully understand exactly how hard she worked for me and my brother.
If there is one thing I know about Cheryl, its that she loves her children. She'll drive across a state just to make sure her children are doing well and she'll always have a van load of treats if she is coming your way. I am thankful that she took on the responsibility to raise Jacob and I can see so many of her teachings through him. She too, is a working mom and I have so much respect for mom's work and come home to care for her family after a long day. I am so grateful for all the love that Cheryl shows to her family. She truly is a rock in the family that I know I can always turn to for advice and support.
My poor little baby.
I was unsuccessful. I am pretty sure the perfect touch down cactus does not exist. Some looked perfect from one angle, but then a third arm would be sticking out the back. I'm pretty sure that is the case with the license plate. In an effort to stay entertained by the landscape, Jacob and I started handing out "The Best Cactus Awards."
The Suns game was a fun change of pace for us. We weren't sure who we wanted to cheer for. My hometown Golden State Warriors who are terrible or the Suns... who aren't all that great either. I think my favorite part of the game was a show by the Golden Grannies at half time who wore sparkly gold stretchy bell bottoms and big white t-shirts and showed off some scandalous moves to top 40 hits.